Yesterday morning I was reminded just how much I loathe Starbucks bathrooms. Nay: the toilet paper holder in Starbucks bathrooms. I don'...

I took myself on an artist date the other day. If you're not familiar with the term, it's what we call avoiding actual work to sit ...

1. Enlist a friend. If you have not bathed within the last 24 hours, evaluate your level of Stench (1 through 10). 2. If, by the enlisted p...

You know how, in the infancy of every new romance -- save maybe Ryan Gosling's -- you and your precarious partner spend your first date...

I'm not that funny in real life. Most of my conversational humor is accidental, stemming from a shrillness of tone, a pension for self-d...

Clouds. Like the condensation on a glass of water in the heat of summer, they sweat their fat droplets on the sides of our glass when their ...

So my downstairs neighbor texts me:   "Hey Molly you hungry? Just made dinner and we've got some leftovers."   To whic...